The original and first GLaDOS group. <3
I don't expect much, there are only a few things:
Respect other members of the group
Things submitted here must be Portal related and NOT anti-GLaDOS
We do allow Nudity but we prefer tasteful nudity, and as long as it has a mature rating on it
Do NOT, under any circumstances spam the group
Overall, be nice
And remember, this is a fanclub FOR GLaDOS, and fans of her, so no hating her!
We won't be accepting roles of a Contributor until you've submitted a decent amount of work to the group. We are always accepting Members though so you can submit art as a Member first.
We won't accept every art we get if it isn't of good quality, related to Portal, has been submitted multiple times or alternate shots of the same thing, sorry.
Please add your deviations to the correct folder, if unsure which folder ask us
Do not send a Join request or Deviation request more than once, we may reject it if you submit it too many times. You have been warned.
Okay...Now that that's out of the way, have fun. <3
And, of course, feel free to join.
Unpredictable - Part 3GLaDOS considered her terms to be quite simple indeed. All the human had to do was complete a few simple tests…every day until Science was satisfied. The Cooperative Testing Bots were nowhere near as effective as human subjects, and GLaDOS’s own boredom was causing a stockpile of tests that could only be solved by a solo subject.
“Absolutely not,” Chell said, shaking her head. GLaDOS had expected this sort of recalcitrance from the human, but the upwards twitch of her mouth was unforeseen and entirely inexplicable.
“It’s a fair price for your privacy and lack of humiliation,” GLaDOS replied. Behind Chell, panels on the floor rearranged themselves and moved aside to reveal a rather inviting elevator. “I promise to go easy on you.”
Chell laughed. Not with disbelief. She laughed as though she truly found something about the situation to be amusing, giving GLaDOS pause. GLaDOS had prepared for many different scenarios
'Killer GLaDOS', Queen parodyCompiled partly based on accurate YouTube comments, including my own. Sung by turrets to the tune of "Killer Queen"
She keeps her former test subjects, in her pretty test chambers
“Let Chell eat cake,” she says, but just ends up baking her.
A built-in personality, Cave Johnson’s employee,
At any time, an A.I. that you just can’t decline...
Anger, Curiosity, Logic, Morality,
She’s a killer, quee-een,
Neurotoxin and turret beams, crushers, and death machines,
Guaranteed to blow your mind, (anytime!)
Ooh, recommended for portal guns, Insatiable in testing runs, (wanna try?)
To avoid complications, the humans were restraining her,
In conversations, she spoke just like a dictator,
Met a core named Wheatley,
Went down to say “bite m
[Portal 2] I don't hate youDear Portal fellas,
Back when I wrote my essay about GLaDOS, I left her relationships with the other characters for the last. In the light of recent meta ruminations, I read the part about Chell once more.
While I touched all the basic concepts and summed up GLaDOS’ feelings about pretty much every main event, there is a lot I left out. More specifically, I kind of ignored three things:
the future – in other words, the impact Chell had on the rest of her life;
I did say that GLaDOS eventually likes her quite a lot, and the reasons why she comes to liker her, but I was never specific on what exactly she likes about Chell;how Chell herself (likely) feels about GLaDOS, if she feels anything at all.
It isn’t easy to explain this interaction, the first reason being – as I already mentioned – that,
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